From the Dept. of Hopenchange

There is a merchant in Toronto who is, in fact, peddling Barack Obama commemorative toilet paper for the low price of $8.95 a roll.

Seriously.

Apparently, however, the ink used to design the Changemaker's likeness is mildly toxic, and consumers are advised against using it during their forays to the porcelain god.

Why am I the only one who finds this hysterical?

Hat tip to Jammie Wearing Fool and Matt Drudge.